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Growth Lead

Nobody has bought a Talebrix yet. Nobody can: it has not been made. This job is the distance between that and a machine on the shelf in a great many children’s bedrooms, and it wants somebody who has covered that distance before with a thing you plug in.

Talebrix from the front and slightly to the left. A cream body on a red base, a small display beside a round red button, and the slot the book comes out of across the front.

Why it is hard

Growing software is a matter of getting people to try it. Growing hardware is a matter of getting people to pay for it before they have touched it, while every unit you might sell is paid for months before anybody buys it. Build too few and the launch stalls; build too many and the company is a warehouse.

The person who pays is not the person it is for. A parent or a grandparent decides, at the end of a long day, whether £199 on a machine for a child’s bedroom is worth it. There is no free trial, no tier to start on, and a lot of the year’s decisions made in the weeks before Christmas.

And we have tied our own hands on purpose. This site does not run a tracker that follows people between websites: no pixel, no cookie before somebody accepts one, and conversions sent to the ad platform from our own server, never from the page. Nothing is ever said in the past tense until it is true, there are no reviews until there are customers, and there is no “only a few left”. Growth here is done with the tools the page argues for, not around them.

  • Paid for first

    Every unit costs money before it sells. The forecast you give the factory is part of the job, not a report on it.

  • Bought for somebody else

    The buyer is a tired adult. The reader is a child. The page has to persuade the first without talking down to either.

  • A considered price

    £199 with 4 books in the box, and a Story Pack of 4 at £15 after that. Nobody buys it on impulse.

  • No tracker

    No pixel, nothing that follows people between websites, and no cookie before consent. Measurement works inside that, or it does not happen.

Where we have got to

This site is a demand test. It runs a small advertising budget against a handful of ways of saying what Talebrix is, and asks one thing of a stranger: an email address. It does not take an order and it does not take payment. Every step of it is counted, and the conversion goes back to the ad platform from our server.

That is a start, and it is only a start. An email address is not a sale, and a list is not a launch. What the numbers say, what they do not, and what we do next because of them is the first thing this job would own.

Three phases, and why this is a career rather than a project

The three below run in order and the last one does not end. Whoever reads the first numbers is the person best placed to know which of them to trust at launch, and whoever runs the launch is the only person who knows what it taught us when it is time to go abroad.

  • Read the demand

    Take over the demand test. Work out which message brings a parent to the page, what one costs, and how many of them would pay rather than just leave an address. Those numbers are part of what we raise on, so they have to be ones an investor cannot argue with.

  • Launch it

    Through 2027, from a list to the first machines in homes. Choose the channels, run the launch, set what we spend to find a customer against what one is worth, and give the factory a forecast it can build to. The first thousand customers are yours.

  • Scale it

    Then it keeps going. The UK first, then Europe and the US, where the price, the channels and the jokes are not the same. Story Packs, which are what keeps a machine in use after the 4 books in the box. And the books themselves, which carry the mark on every copy and get shown to grandparents.

What is not yours

The machine, the mechanism, the factory, and what is in the books. Those are covered. The brand is set down in its guidelines and you work inside them, not around them: no sparkles, no exclamation marks, and no claim the product cannot meet.

Who you are

You have taken a physical consumer product from no customers to scale. Not a campaign on something already selling — the whole distance: the launch, the first thousand, and the channels that took it well past that. Connected devices, audio, cameras, the smart home, children’s products, toys. That history matters more to us than any amount of software growth, and knowing your way around a spreadsheet of unit economics matters more than a job title.

You have sat across from a retail buyer, run paid social on your own money, and had a forecast turn out wrong. You know the difference between a number and a story somebody has told about a number. If you can name the channel that surprised you and the one you spent money on that did nothing, we want to hear from you.

What you would be paid, and when

Salary, equity and appointment terms to be agreed, subject to funding. Any equity, vesting, IP assignment and appointment terms will be agreed individually before work starts. Paid work depends on funding; no start date is promised.

None of this has happened yet. The prices are intent and so are the specifications. That is the offer: a product nobody has been able to buy, and the job of finding out how many people will.

How to apply

Email hello@talebrix.com, name this role, and answer one question. Tell us about the product you took from nothing to scale, the month it nearly did not happen, and the first channel you would try for this one, and why.

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